Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 520 (2003)

Brad Sherwood: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : What happens is they only can say two lines during the entire scene, that is Wayne and Ryan. Colin can say anything he wants, but Wayne and Ryan can only say two lines and that's it.

  [Drew accidentally lets go of his pencil and it flies off the desk] 

  Drew Carey : Whoops.

  [laughter; Ryan feigns screaming in pain, pretending the pencil hit him in the eye] 

  Brad Sherwood : [running to Wayne]  You okay?

  [Wayne pretends to faint; Brad rubs his hands together a la a defribilator] 

  Brad Sherwood : Clear!

  [pretends to shock Wayne, then hurries back to his seat] 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Irish Drinking Song", about a first kiss] 

  [singing] 

  Ryan Stiles : Sometimes I still think of her.

  Brad Sherwood : [singing]  When I'm all alone.

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  When I'm sittin' in my cell.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  Gnawing on a red bone.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  I think her name was Susan.

  Brad Sherwood : [singing]  Or maybe it was Jan.

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  Whatever her name was,

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  She was a man.

• Brad Sherwood : [in "Hollywood Director", the current style is "the X-rated version, but bleeping out the offending stuff"]  You guys wanna see my fingers turn blurry?

  [gives the finger with both hands, which are blurred]