Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 605 (2003)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [at the end of "Let's Make a Date"]  So who were they?

  Greg Proops : [guessing Wayne's quirk of "The Barry White of the rooster world surrounded by lady hens"]  Well, uh, Wayne was, uh, when I was growing up on a farm in San Francisco, uh...

  [Drew chuckles] 

  Greg Proops : we would've called him a "cock". However, I'm going to say that he is a large rooster.

  Drew Carey : Well, who's the real famous loooove rooster from the seventies?

  Greg Proops : [confused]  "The famous love rooster from the seventies"?

  Drew Carey : If it was gonna be, y'know...

  Greg Proops : I don't remember a famous love rooster.

  Drew Carey : But if you were gonna...

  Greg Proops : Bar- Barry White, the love rooster?

  Drew Carey : Yes!

  Greg Proops : [high-fives Wayne]  Barry White, the love rooster.

  [laughs] 

  Drew Carey : Aka, aka "the love rooster".

  Greg Proops : Of course. As we knew him.

• Greg Proops : [at the end of "Let's Make a Date"]  Ryan, uh, was, uh...

  [laughs] 

  Greg Proops : I, I don't...

  Drew Carey : I'm gonna read it to you, 'cause it gives you such joy.

  Greg Proops : Okay.

  Drew Carey : Ryan is Colin's highly-competitive, uglier brother.

  [Greg laughs and gets off his stool. The performers return to their seats] 

  Colin Mochrie : I love the fact that he put the word "uglier".

  Drew Carey : I know, that's what made me laugh, too. I thought, y'know...

  [laughs] 

• Drew Carey : I gotta tell ya, this is a great show. The show where the same guys tickle my funny bone, week after week, and then we turn the cameras on and do a show.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Things you can say about your boat, but not your girlfriend."

  Ryan Stiles : Oof, she's ridin' kinda low.

  Greg Proops : Yeah, you can put a dozen guys down below.

  Colin Mochrie : She's taken on water!

  Wayne Brady : [miming pulling a sail]  Ah, nice trim.

  [Drew buzzes] 

  Wayne Brady : Greg told me to say it.

  [playfully pushes Greg] 

  Greg Proops : 'Cause it was the sail.

  Wayne Brady : I feel so bad.

  Greg Proops : [goes on stage]  Nice aft.

  Ryan Stiles : She's goin' down!

• Drew Carey : [before "Newsflash"]  Ryan and Colin- or, Ryan and Greg, rather, are gonna pretend to, uh, give hints...

  Greg Proops : I'm Colin's younger, better-looking brother.