"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Show No. 604 (TV Episode 2003) Poster

Wayne Brady: Self

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Quotes 

  • Wayne Brady : [in "Hollywood Director"] 

    [as an Old West gang member] 

    Wayne Brady : Yee hee hee! Boy, put 'em- reach 'em for the sky! Put your hands up! I'm here-

    [to Chip, who raised his hands] 

    Wayne Brady : Not you! Gimme the keys! Gimme- bang!

    [mimes shooting] 

    Wayne Brady : Yeah, I'm crazy nutso!

    Colin Mochrie : Cut cut cut cut CUT!

    Wayne Brady : [breaking character]  What?

    Colin Mochrie : You notice how clean the floor is? Because you all SUCK!

    [to Wayne] 

    Colin Mochrie : You're "crazy nutso"?

    Wayne Brady : That was improv.

    Colin Mochrie : What western character goes, "I'm crazy nutso!"? Say something.

    [Wayne opens his mouth] 

    Colin Mochrie : Shut up!

  • Wayne Brady : [in "Improbable Mission"] 

    [off-screen voice on tape] 

    Wayne Brady : You must go to the supermarket. There, you will shop for groceries. The Prime Minister of Eat-All-You-Can is starving. If you do not, he shall perish, and Sally Struthers will bring little kids to your door and make you feel very, very bad about yourself. This message will self-destruct in three, two...

    [Ryan mimes throwing the tape out the window] 

    Ryan Stiles : The President of Eat-All-You-Can. We've got a picture of him on our wall.

    [points at Drew] 

    Colin Mochrie : [after audience laughter]  You know what? He seems like a very- he seems like a very nice person, and probably very lovely to work for.

  • Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Topics of discussion that always ruin a dinner party."

    Chip Esten : [to Wayne]  How are those hemorrhoids?

    Wayne Brady : [to Colin]  Yes, um, would you like some...

    [gags when he sees Colin's tacky shirt] 

    Colin Mochrie : [returns to the stage solo]  So, then my colon is lying right on my chest. I wake up in the middle of surgery, I accidentally swallow half of it. How did that happen, I'm wondering? Well then all of a sudden, THAT'S when the laxative hits! So, I'm lying there, wondering how the heck I'm gonna get out of this!

    [Ryan pulls him off-stage] 

  • Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Things your waitress says to you that could be misconstrued as sexual."

    Wayne Brady : So who's got the big meat?

    [pointing around] 

    Colin Mochrie : The breasts are on special.

    Drew Carey : [buzzes to end the game; the performers return to their seats]  And who could forget the ever-popular "more cream in your coffee?"?

    Ryan Stiles : Oh! Or, uh, "fuck me"?

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