- Kathy Greenwood: [in "Scenes from a Hat", the suggestion is "If lessons in love and sex were taught in the style of "Sesame Street""]
- [on-stage with Wayne and Colin]
- Kathy Greenwood: [singing] One of these things, doesn't belong here!
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Newsflash", Colin is standing in front of bodybuilders] Colin, along the same vein, let me pose another question.
- Colin Mochrie: All right.
- Ryan Stiles: [close-up of a bodybuilder's bulging head vein] Oh God...
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Newsflash", Colin is standing in front of bodybuilders] A question on everyone's mind:
- Colin Mochrie: Yes?
- Ryan Stiles: Man or woman?
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Hoedown", about getting arrested]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: I got busted once, and boy did that hurt. / He wasn't very big, he was a little squirt. / He tried to frisk me, threw me up against the wall. / He had to get a ladder 'cause I'm over six feet tall.