Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 501 (2002)
Greg Proops: Self
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Quotes
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Greg Proops : [after Drew threw jellybeans towards the performers] Jellybeans on the floor? This is the best holiday ever, Drew.
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Drew Carey : [after "Weird Newscasters", where Wayne's quirk was "Frat boy doing a serious of outrageous dares to impress his drinking buddies in the front row", where he dumped a bucket of candy in his mouth] Five hundred points a piece, and an extra five hundred for Wayne; take it to your dentist. See if you can...
[Wayne gives a thumbs up]
Drew Carey : He just swallowed a whole bucket full of candy.
[no audience response]
Greg Proops : Screech. Sca-reech.
Wayne Brady : [mimes pulling a lever] Here are the show brakes.
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Hats"]
[wearing a football mask]
Colin Mochrie : You've got one down to go.
[mild audience response]
Colin Mochrie : Yeah...
Wayne Brady : [wearing a hat with a hot dog on top] I plump when you cook me.
Ryan Stiles : [wearing a plant hat] Wanna squeeze my niblets?
Greg Proops : [wearing a U.S. flag top hat] Hey, little patriot, like to help me raise Old Glory?
Colin Mochrie : [wearing hunter hat]
[in Elmer Fudd voice]
Colin Mochrie : I'm just wooking for a wittle wove.
Wayne Brady : [wearing a fly mask] I like long walks... poo.
Ryan Stiles : [wearing a witch hat] I want to make love to you. You AND your little dog!
Greg Proops : [wearing butterfly wings] Well, I'm out of the caterpillar stage...
[some audience laughter]
Drew Carey : Screech! Sca-reech.
Greg Proops : [to Drew] YOU put the fucking wings on.
Colin Mochrie : [wearing an alien mask] Care for a little probe?
Wayne Brady : [wearing a winter cap with big ears] I don't have one, I just wanted to wear this.
Ryan Stiles : [wearing a wolf mask; he removes it and leaves the stage] I can't do that one.
Drew Carey : Come on!
[audience cheers in encouragement]
Ryan Stiles : [returns to stage and puts the mask back on] All the better to eat you with!