- Greg Proops: [after Drew threw jellybeans towards the performers] Jellybeans on the floor? This is the best holiday ever, Drew.
- Drew Carey: [after "Weird Newscasters", where Wayne's quirk was "Frat boy doing a serious of outrageous dares to impress his drinking buddies in the front row", where he dumped a bucket of candy in his mouth] Five hundred points a piece, and an extra five hundred for Wayne; take it to your dentist. See if you can...
- [Wayne gives a thumbs up]
- Drew Carey: He just swallowed a whole bucket full of candy.
- [no audience response]
- Greg Proops: Screech. Sca-reech.
- Wayne Brady: [mimes pulling a lever] Here are the show brakes.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Hats"]
- [wearing a football mask]
- Colin Mochrie: You've got one down to go.
- [mild audience response]
- Colin Mochrie: Yeah...
- Wayne Brady: [wearing a hat with a hot dog on top] I plump when you cook me.
- Ryan Stiles: [wearing a plant hat] Wanna squeeze my niblets?
- Greg Proops: [wearing a U.S. flag top hat] Hey, little patriot, like to help me raise Old Glory?
- Colin Mochrie: [wearing hunter hat]
- [in Elmer Fudd voice]
- Colin Mochrie: I'm just wooking for a wittle wove.
- Wayne Brady: [wearing a fly mask] I like long walks... poo.
- Ryan Stiles: [wearing a witch hat] I want to make love to you. You AND your little dog!
- Greg Proops: [wearing butterfly wings] Well, I'm out of the caterpillar stage...
- [some audience laughter]
- Drew Carey: Screech! Sca-reech.
- Greg Proops: [to Drew] YOU put the fucking wings on.
- Colin Mochrie: [wearing an alien mask] Care for a little probe?
- Wayne Brady: [wearing a winter cap with big ears] I don't have one, I just wanted to wear this.
- Ryan Stiles: [wearing a wolf mask; he removes it and leaves the stage] I can't do that one.
- Drew Carey: Come on!
- [audience cheers in encouragement]
- Ryan Stiles: [returns to stage and puts the mask back on] All the better to eat you with!