Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 506 (2002)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : [after "Dubbing", where Chyna kissed both Colin and Ryan] Hey Ryan, were you, uh, spanking yourself while she was kissing you?
Ryan Stiles : Yes.
[audience laughs]
Ryan Stiles : Doesn't everyone?
Drew Carey : Kissing someone, spankin' yourself.
[laughs]
Drew Carey : Oh, for a second, he forgot he was on camera, he just started spankin' himself. Spankity, spankity, spank spank...
Colin Mochrie : Mine was much more tender and real.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Party Quirks", his quirk is "All the characters in a gay western"] Well throw a rope over the rafters and hang me high.
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Drew Carey : [after "Party Quirks"] All the characters in a gay western. Like, y'know, we've seen gay westerns, right?
Ryan Stiles : Who HASN'T? "I'm gonna blow you away."
[audience cheers]
Brad Sherwood : Let's, let's not forget "Fistful of Dollars".
[audience laughs]
Brad Sherwood : What? That's just a title.
Drew Carey : "Hung Well at Noon".
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Brad Sherwood : [in "Change Letter", the scene is "It's new-members day at a nudist camp and experienced couple Brad and Colin are setting up a picnic "]
[the letter P is replaced with the letter G]
Brad Sherwood : Let's start our gicnic.
Colin Mochrie : All right.
Brad Sherwood : Hey, get out all the stuff.
Colin Mochrie : Did you bring everything, Geter?
Brad Sherwood : I have the Gegsi Cola.
Colin Mochrie : Ohh, gotato salad!
Brad Sherwood : And gotato chigs!
Colin Mochrie : Any, uh...
Brad Sherwood : Gringles!
Colin Mochrie : Oh!
Brad Sherwood : "Once you gog, you can't stog!"
Ryan Stiles : [enters with Wayne] Oh, sorry we're late, the Gorsche broke down.
Brad Sherwood : Nice genis.
Ryan Stiles : [flattered] You are gonna gay for that!
Colin Mochrie : You have to excuse Geter. Sometimes, he can be a little grick.
Wayne Brady : Hi.
Colin Mochrie : Hi.
Wayne Brady : Gaul.
Colin Mochrie : Hi, Gaul.
[shakes Wayne's hand]
Ryan Stiles : Oh! Uh, Dave.
Colin Mochrie : Hi, Dave.
Brad Sherwood : Gleased to meet ya.
Ryan Stiles : Gleased to meet you.
Brad Sherwood : We were having a gicnic.
Ryan Stiles : Gerhaps we could join you!
Brad Sherwood : "Gerhags"?
Ryan Stiles : Gerhaps! Greygags! Gerhags we could join you!
Colin Mochrie : Asseyez-vous.
[Ryan chuckles]
Colin Mochrie : That's French.
Brad Sherwood : Gark your gatooties right here.
Ryan Stiles : Oh! Gaté!
Wayne Brady : Ooh, gickles!
Ryan Stiles : [to Wayne] Hey, dip your gickles in your gaté.
Wayne Brady : Gickles in the gaté?
Colin Mochrie : [to Ryan] Would you like some gog?
Ryan Stiles : [laughs] I'll have some gog.
Colin Mochrie : Some gog to drink? Oh, some soda gog!
Wayne Brady : Soda gog. Soda gog and gickles?
Colin Mochrie : What? Am I sgeaking another language?
Ryan Stiles : [gets up] Oh! I'm sitting in goo!