Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 424 (2004)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Hollywood Director", Colin yells cut after the first alternate style, as masochists]  I may have misled you.

  [to Ryan] 

  Colin Mochrie : And NEVER pull down your pants again! Although thanks for reminding me: I need to get some chicken. All right, uh...

  Ryan Stiles : You started it. Here we go.

• Brad Sherwood : [after Brad knocked over Ryan and Colin's water in "Hollywood Director"]  I am SO thirsty, Wayne, how 'bout you?

  [Brad and Wayne drink water, including doing it while interlocking arms] 

  Brad Sherwood : Ah.

  Wayne Brady : I couldn't POSSIBLY have any more water.

  Drew Carey : In that case, you don't need any POINTS. A thousand points to Ryan and Colin for that one.

  [Ryan mimes pulling points out of the air and sticking them in his empty water pitcher] 

  Ryan Stiles : Points, Colin? Would you like some points?

  Colin Mochrie : Thank you.

  Ryan Stiles : [hands Colin a glass]  Five hundred for you...

  [mimes pouring his glass] 

  Ryan Stiles : I'll have some points, too. I couldn't POSSIBLY drink any more points.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Weird Newscasters", as a "tough drill instructor pushing out of shape raw recruits through a difficult assault course"] 

  [in an audience member's face] 

  Ryan Stiles : Where are you from?

  [audience member says, "Los Angeles."] 

  Ryan Stiles : Los Angeles SIR!

  [audience member says "Los Angeles, sir!"] 

  Ryan Stiles : Only two things come from Los Angeles: Steers and... and YOU!

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Improbable Mission", the mission being walking the dog]  First of all, we better get to the dog.

  Ryan Stiles : Right.

  [pause] 

  Ryan Stiles : Any idea where it is?

  Colin Mochrie : I'll check it on the Dog Meter.

  Ryan Stiles : Right.

  Colin Mochrie : [mimes typing on a keyboard]  There he is: A-14, B-7.

  Ryan Stiles : Right.

  Colin Mochrie : Bingo.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Improbable Mission", the mission being walking the dog]  All right, let's get him going. You got a leash?

  Colin Mochrie : A leash!

  Ryan Stiles : [sighs in frustration]  Hey! You still got that tapeworm?

  [Colin mimes pulling a tapeworm out of his mouth] 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Improbable Mission", the mission being walking the dog]  We're gonna have to ride this dog, you and I.

  Colin Mochrie : Of course! If you can't walk it, ride it.

  Ryan Stiles : Get on.

  Colin Mochrie : Well gee, there's barely enough room for me!

  Ryan Stiles : Then get close.

  [Colin presses up against Ryan's backside] 

  Ryan Stiles : Not THAT close!

  [Colin backs off] 

  Ryan Stiles : Okay, that close.

  [both pretend to ride the dog; the audience cheers] 

  Ryan Stiles : I don't know... I don't know if it's doin' anything for the dog, but I'm not gonna need to be walked again today!

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Improbable Mission", the mission being walking the dog]  What's a dog go after?

  Colin Mochrie : Jell-o!

  Ryan Stiles : Really?

  Colin Mochrie : I've got some setting in my pocket right now.

  Ryan Stiles : It's set.

  Colin Mochrie : Look at 'em go!

  Ryan Stiles : What is it about Jell-o and dogs?

  Colin Mochrie : It's the flavor crystals.