Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 430 (2004)

Greg Proops: Self

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Quotes 

• Greg Proops : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  Bachelor number one, I like the differences between men and, like, women. And...

  Wayne Brady : [playing Michael Jackson]  Huh? There's a difference?

• Greg Proops : [in "Funeral", about Joe who died tragically in a fishing accident]  Little Billy, you were with Joe when he passed on that day. You were in the boat with him.

  [Ryan pretends to cry; audience awws] 

  Greg Proops : Would you like to share something with us today, Billy? You can hear the sympathetic voices.

  Ryan Stiles : I was in the boat that day.

  Greg Proops : Yes.

  Ryan Stiles : I feel partly responsible for Joe's death. I actually saved him, but as you know, Joe's a small man, I threw him back.

  [pretends to cry] 

  Ryan Stiles : I had him right there in my hands and I threw him back. I didn't even measure him, he might've been okay, I don't know.

  Greg Proops : That's all right. You, you mustn't...

  Ryan Stiles : It's the law!

• Colin Mochrie , Greg Proops , Ryan Stiles : [in "Funeral", all singing at the same time]  Here, lies, Joe. / Why, did, he, go? / Fishing was his life, / Now I sleep with his wife!

• Drew Carey : [after "Let's Make a Date"]  Man, I'd like to give a thousand points to Colin Mochrie for puttin' up with the bald jokes.

  [Colin waves; audience applauds] 

  Drew Carey : A thousand points to you, Colin. Way to go, baldy! Hey, another thousand points, how about that. Good for you, chrome dome! Hey, another thousand points, how about that.

  Greg Proops : Can we watch movies on his head later?

  Drew Carey : Another thousand points! Hey, how about that.

  Greg Proops : I'm joking!

  Drew Carey : That's not a forehead, it's a fivehead! Another thousand points!