Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 7014 (2005)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Number of Words", in a scene from "The Mummy"] 

  [can only say five word sentences] 

  Ryan Stiles : Sorry I'm late. Really late.

  Wayne Brady : [can only say three word sentences]  Who are you?

  Ryan Stiles : I... am the man known...

  Colin Mochrie : [can only say two word sentences]  ... As what?

  Ryan Stiles : ...As Felipe Roger Phillip... III.

  Wayne Brady : Say that again.

  Ryan Stiles : Ha! You'd like that... huh?

• Drew Carey : [before "Infomercial"] 

  [to audience] 

  Drew Carey : What I need for you guys, uh, is a suggestion of a bad habit that could be cured by a miracle product.

  [audience shouts suggestion] 

  Drew Carey : Okay, snoring. Thank you. Good for you.

  [one audience member shouts, "Listening to Britney Spears!"] 

  Drew Carey : [chuckles]  "Listening to Britney Spears."

  Ryan Stiles : Same thing.

  Drew Carey : [laughs; audience cheers]  Britney, if you're out there with your fine ass, I love you.

  Ryan Stiles : Ooh.

  [sarcastic] 

  Ryan Stiles : Smooth tongue.

  Drew Carey : That's right. Uh, I will not make fun of Britney Spears, while I think I have a chance. Uh...

  [chuckles] 

  Drew Carey : I have a dream! That I will climb the mountaintops!

  Wayne Brady : [incredulously, in the background]  Oh my God!

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Ads where the product and the style don't match."

  Wayne Brady : Rah! S- rock on into the morning with Little Old Lady Tea Cubes, by Kickassor!

  Ryan Stiles : [quietly, timidly]  Ever, uh... ever dream of owning a Harley Davidson?

  Wayne Brady : [humming and snapping]  Capitol punishment...

  Jeff Davis : Say "mazel tov" to bacon!

  Colin Mochrie : This town ain't big enough for the two of us, Tex. You look a little scared. Try these adult diapers.