Wayne Brady: [in "Number of Words", a scene from "Star Trek"]
[as a Klingon]
Wayne Brady: [can only say four word sentences] Human, shut up now.
Ryan Stiles: [as Captain Kirk]
[can only as three word sentences]
Ryan Stiles: Take, it, easy.
Wayne Brady: Where is your ship?
Ryan Stiles: I'm... not... telling.
Wayne Brady: The Federation will not...
Brad Sherwood: [as Spock]
[can only say five word sentences]
Brad Sherwood: Captain, are you in trouble?
Ryan Stiles: Can't, you, see?
Colin Mochrie: [as Scotty]
[can only say two word sentences]
Colin Mochrie: Ach! No!
Brad Sherwood: Remain calm, Scotty. It's fine.
Colin Mochrie: Aye, Spock.
Ryan Stiles: Spock! The pinch!
Brad Sherwood: I... forgot the pinch, captain.
[pinches his shoulder and falls to the floor]
Ryan Stiles: Scotty, any power?
Colin Mochrie: I canne...!
[flailing arms]
Ryan Stiles: You "canne" what?
Wayne Brady: Your accent, my ears!
[touches ears in mock pain]
Colin Mochrie: Ach, no!
Ryan Stiles: It's working, Scotty!
Colin Mochrie: Ach, no!
[Wayne pretends to collapse in pain]
Ryan Stiles: Keep it up!
Colin Mochrie: Aye, ach!
Ryan Stiles: Yes, Scotty, yes! Go, Scotty, go!
Colin Mochrie: Filthy Klingon!