Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 7020 (2005)
Wayne Brady: Self
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Quotes
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Wayne Brady : [in "Number of Words", a scene from "Star Trek"]
[as a Klingon]
Wayne Brady : [can only say four word sentences] Human, shut up now.
Ryan Stiles : [as Captain Kirk]
[can only as three word sentences]
Ryan Stiles : Take, it, easy.
Wayne Brady : Where is your ship?
Ryan Stiles : I'm... not... telling.
Wayne Brady : The Federation will not...
Brad Sherwood : [as Spock]
[can only say five word sentences]
Brad Sherwood : Captain, are you in trouble?
Ryan Stiles : Can't, you, see?
Colin Mochrie : [as Scotty]
[can only say two word sentences]
Colin Mochrie : Ach! No!
Brad Sherwood : Remain calm, Scotty. It's fine.
Colin Mochrie : Aye, Spock.
Ryan Stiles : Spock! The pinch!
Brad Sherwood : I... forgot the pinch, captain.
[pinches his shoulder and falls to the floor]
Ryan Stiles : Scotty, any power?
Colin Mochrie : I canne...!
[flailing arms]
Ryan Stiles : You "canne" what?
Wayne Brady : Your accent, my ears!
[touches ears in mock pain]
Colin Mochrie : Ach, no!
Ryan Stiles : It's working, Scotty!
Colin Mochrie : Ach, no!
[Wayne pretends to collapse in pain]
Ryan Stiles : Keep it up!
Colin Mochrie : Aye, ach!
Ryan Stiles : Yes, Scotty, yes! Go, Scotty, go!
Colin Mochrie : Filthy Klingon!
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Drew Carey : [after "Number of Words"] Now, lemme, uh, let me explain what REALLY happened in that scene. Brad thought, "I'm gettin' myself out of this scene right now."
[Brad laughs; audience cheers]
Drew Carey : And then Wayne thought, "Hey, that's a pretty good idea, I think I'll join him."
Brad Sherwood : It'll do in a pinch. Hello! Good night.
Wayne Brady : You're damn skippy.
[slaps Brad some skin]
Drew Carey : A little trick to all you junior improvers out there: Make yourself dead, you're out of the scene. That's all you gotta do.
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Poems about embarrassing moments."
[Wayne steps out; Colin starts to as well but lets Wayne have the floor and gives him a thumbs up]
Wayne Brady : My teacher was beautiful, a beautiful lass. But I was embarrassed in front of the class. I would sit in the back, because I was quite a loner, but then I...
[mimes turning page]
Ryan Stiles : It hasn't happened yet, so please stick around. Wait 'til you hear my song when we do the "Hoedown".
Wayne Brady : I was held up at gunpoint, I did not know what to do. He said, "Give me your money", and I made number two.
Colin Mochrie : It was my first time, I felt such elation. Oh no, premature ejaculation.