Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 7003 (2005)

Wayne Brady: Self

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Quotes 

• Greg Proops : [in "Award Show", about best bitter divorce] 

  [pretending to awkwardly read a teleprompter] 

  Greg Proops : What, a pleasure, to be here tonight, invited to give out, the award, for the most, bitter divorce, right, Wayne?

  [pause] 

  Greg Proops : Right...?

  Wayne Brady : Wayne.

  Greg Proops : Wayne.

  Wayne Brady : Yes. Yes, Greg. You are absolutely right. A divorce can...

  Greg Proops : [interrupting]  Thank you.

  Wayne Brady : There's no need for all divorces to be brutal and horrible, but thank goodness that these we're... WERE.

  Greg Proops : Because without divorces, there couldn't be ugly settlements, and then huge alimony payments.

  [laughs awkwardly; tries to high-five Wayne but both miss each other] 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Irish Drinking Song", about a first car] 

  [singing] 

  Ryan Stiles : But, I found a girl who loved it.

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  I found a girl who liked my car.

  Greg Proops : [singing]  Her name was Macer.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  She didn't run very far.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  She wanted to be in it.

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  She loved the leather.

  Greg Proops : [singing]  That's when I married her.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  She took her thong off in any weather!