- Wayne Brady: [in "Let's Make a Date", as E.T.'s manic frat boy brother] I just wanna party. Ooh, I came forty million light years for booty.
- Drew Carey: Hey, by the way, you guys ever see a big stretch limo drive by and a window rolls down, and you see a big white butt stickin' out of it? That's ME! Big white butt.