The Wild Wild West (TV Series)

The Night of the Arrow (1967)

Ross Martin: Artemus Gordon

Quotes 

• Artemus Gordon : This young lady annoying you mister?

  Jim West : Oh that's alright, i don't want to press charges lieutenant...?

  Artemus Gordon : Greeley. Fifth Cavalry. Just transferred in. I declare, young gals theses days are getting more headstrong and impulsive every minute. Now run along gal.

  Aimee Baldwin : Headstrong? Impulsive? I'll have you know you are sassing Miss Aimee Baldwin.

  Artemus Gordon : Baldwin? Baldwin? Are you related to Enoch Baldwin, a lance corporal?

  Aimee Baldwin : No, just the daughter of the fort commander. And when daddy, the general, hears how you spoke to me he'll have you drawn and quartered, Mr. Neeley.

  Artemus Gordon : Greeley, Greeley. Well now I sure do regret that ma'am because, that would look terrible in my daddy's newspaper, wouldn't it?

  Aimee Baldwin : Newspaper? You don't mean your daddy's Horace Greeley?

  Artemus Gordon : Why you guessed it.

  Aimee Baldwin : Oh, well, daddy just loves the New York Herald.

  Artemus Gordon : Isn't that a coincidence, so does my daddy. Only he happens to be the editor of the Mobile Alabama Weekly Gazette!