- Zeke Montgomery: You're not the Governor. You're a wonderfully endowed face, a commanding presence, a bell-like silver voice. You're a hollow tin-plated fraud, Brubaker! I am the Governor. I made you. I put you into office. I created your Black Legion. I write your speeches for you, tell you what to say, what to think, what to reach for, who to reward, who to execute. You're a Greek mask that I speak through. Don't ever forget that.
- Zeke Montgomery: I am the power, I warn you, not Brubaker! Me! You fools - Brubaker was nothing! It was me! His ideas were mine, his speeches were mine, everything he did I was responsible for, me! Come back! Come back! I will lead you, came back to me!
- [to a nearly empty hall]
- Zeke Montgomery: It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- [calmer]
- Zeke Montgomery: It *was* me.
- Jim West: Yeah, we know.
- Artemus Gordon: Hey! I've got a little bone I want to pick with you.
- Jim West: Me?
- Artemus Gordon: Yeah, the next time - if there is a next time - do you mind not hanging around till the last minute before letting me know that you're there?
- Jim West: Hey, Artie, I showed up as soon as I could!