The Wild Wild West (TV Series)

The Night of the Poisonous Posey (1966)

Ross Martin: Artemus Gordon

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• [last lines] 

  James T. West : Are you sure you don't want to join us, Artie?

  Artemus Gordon : Are you kidding? After five hours in that saddle just catching up with that stage...

  [groans] 

  Artemus Gordon : All I want now is a little rest and quiet, and darn little of that.

  James T. West : Well, the important thing is Ms. Posey's in the pokey thanks to you.

  Artemus Gordon : [sarcastically]  Oh, yeah. Three cheers for me.

  James T. West : Artie, I think you might get some kind of accommodation for it.

  Artemus Gordon : Nah... You really think so?

  James T. West : Well, of course. Ms. Posey was a very dangerous...

  [the telegraph starts giving a message] 

  James T. West : Speaking of accommodations...

  [walks to the telegraph; the telegraph starts repeating the message] 

  Artemus Gordon : Another assignment right away?

  [looks down at the telegraph] 

  Artemus Gordon : KOOTENAY PASS? THAT'S SIX HOURS ON A HORSE GOING JUST ONE WAY!

  [sits on a chair and starts complaining]