The Wild Wild West (TV Series)

The Night of the Poisonous Posey (1966)

H.M. Wynant: Little Pinto

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• Little Pinto : [Pinto has tied West to a slide used for delivering cakes of ice] 

  [laughs] 

  Little Pinto : I hope you appreciate what a clever rig this is, Mr. West.

  James T. West : I do. I do. But you shouldn't have gone to so much trouble on my account.

  Little Pinto : Oh, no. No trouble at all. You see 300-pound cakes of ice are being held in place by this one rope. Now you'll notice this lamp here.

  [lights a match and then lights the lamp] 

  Little Pinto : Now I'm gonna set the lamp right under the rope that's holding up them cakes of ice.

  James T. West : I noticed that too, a little too close to the rope, isn't it?

  Little Pinto : Now you're beginning to get the big idea. See, the lamp starts charring the rope, the rope starts parting, finally...

  [clicks tongue] 

  Little Pinto : Gives away and down comes two big cakes of ice. Your own private glacier right into your lap.

  James T. West : You ought to patten that.

  Little Pinto : Yep, just might. Well, I'd figure it be about 45 minutes before anything really interesting happens around here. I'll be back by then. Now you just take it easy and relax.

  [laughs as he leaves]