Will & Grace (TV Series)
A Chorus Lie (2002)
Eric McCormack: Will Truman
Quotes
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Grace : Hey, I know I said it before, but I hate men. Here's an update, now they hate me. Just now in the grocery store I was flirting with that cute produce guy...
Grace : gave him the hair...
[Grace flips her hair]
Grace : the eyes...
[Grace gives a sexy stare]
Grace : the teeth.
[Grace smiles, showing her teeth]
Grace : He asked me if I needed something to keep me from swallowing my tongue.
Will : So you got dissed by some guy in the produce department, big deal.
Grace : Did I not mention what happened in the meat, dairy, and cutomer service departments.
Jack : Hey, H.R. Desperate-Stuff, stop trying to pick up guys in the grocery store, huh.
Grace : Did I not mention what also happened in the hardware store, drug store, liquor store, and Big Apple Circus.
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Will : So, where's the movie? Did you get "The Age of Innocence" the way I asked?
Jack McFarland : [acting innocent] Oh, I'm sorry, I must have mis-heard you. I thought you said to rent, "Turn Your Head and Cough: Army Physicals Caught on Tape".
[Will smiles in approval]
