Will & Grace (TV Series)

A Chorus Lie (2002)

Debra Messing: Grace Adler

Quotes 

• Grace : Hey, I know I said it before, but I hate men. Here's an update, now they hate me. Just now in the grocery store I was flirting with that cute produce guy...

  Grace : gave him the hair...

  [Grace flips her hair] 

  Grace : the eyes...

  [Grace gives a sexy stare] 

  Grace : the teeth.

  [Grace smiles, showing her teeth] 

  Grace : He asked me if I needed something to keep me from swallowing my tongue.

  Will : So you got dissed by some guy in the produce department, big deal.

  Grace : Did I not mention what happened in the meat, dairy, and cutomer service departments.

  Jack : Hey, H.R. Desperate-Stuff, stop trying to pick up guys in the grocery store, huh.

  Grace : Did I not mention what also happened in the hardware store, drug store, liquor store, and Big Apple Circus.

• Owen : Whoops, my hand seems to be traveling up your thigh towards your ROCKIN' ASS. But who cares right? Cause I'm gay. So it's all right if I tell you you're beautiful, throw you down on this couch and make out with you fiercely, right?

  Grace : Yup, because you're gay, I should be on top.

  [Start making out] 

  Grace : Ya know, you're a good kisser for a gay guy, and I've kissed a lot of gay guys.

  [enter Jack with camera] 

  Jack : Got you, you sick straight bastard.

  Grace : Jack get lost, I'm not done.