Will & Grace (TV Series)
Big Brother is Coming: Part II (1999)
Megan Mullally: Karen Walker
Quotes
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Karen : You slept with Sam because he's the Will that will touch your boobies.
Grace : Are you implying that I had sex with Sam because he's the straight version of Will? Well, it just so happens that I had sex with Sam because he's cute...
Karen : Like Will
Grace : He's smart...
Karen : Like Will
Grace : He's funny...
Karen : Like... you think Will is.
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Grace Adler : Look, the Jacobs had to cancel this morning, so I've rescheduled for tomorrow afternoon. Can you just call and nail down a time and make sure they don't need any...
[Karen is staring at Grace]
Grace Adler : What?
Karen Walker : You had sex.
Grace Adler : What? How did you... What... Is this out on video? I don't understand. How does everybody know?
Karen Walker : Every poker player has a tell. And, uh, speaking of poker, who was it, huh?
Grace Adler : No one you know, so just don't even...
Karen Walker : [Gasp] It was Sam!
Grace Adler : Oh, my god! No, you know what? I'm going before you figure out every detail of what happened last night.
Karen Walker : Honey, come on. There is no possible way I could know every detail. I only know it was twice!