Will & Grace (TV Series)
Boardroom and a Parked Place (2002)
Debra Messing: Grace Adler
Quotes
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[about to go to sleep in Karen's limo, all laying on their right sides]
Grace : Night.
Karen : Night.
Jack : Night.
Rosario : Noches.
Karen : Jack, that had better be your penis.
Grace : Ok, I can't do this, I sleep on my left.
[They all turn to the left]
Grace : Night.
Karen : Night.
Jack : Night.
Rosario : Noches.
Karen : Grace, that had better be your penis.
Grace : It's a thermos. But, thank you.
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Will Truman : [Will finds the bathroom door locked one morning] Come on, Grace, hurry up. I've got an early meeting.
Will Truman : [to himself] I knew when we installed that pulsating showerhead it was going to slow down our mornings.
Will Truman : [now banging on the door] Grace!
Grace : [coming out of her room, she walks up behind him] Who you talkin' to?
Will Truman : I'm talkin' to you. Now, hurry up, get out of the bathroom. Wait...
Karen : [unexpectedly, Karen saunters slowly out of the bathroom, a towel wrapped around her hair] Whoooh, that is one smooth-talkin' showerhead.
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Will Truman : What are you doing here?
Karen : What, can't a friend stop by a friend's place for a quick shower?
Grace : Why don't you shower at Marlo and Phil's? I thought that's where you've been staying since you left Stan.
Karen : Oh, I am, and it's been super cool. Yeah, it's all braiding each other's hair, pillow fights, comparing breast size... then Marlo comes home, and the fun stops.