Will & Grace (TV Series)
Christmas Break (2004)
Debra Messing: Grace Adler
Quotes
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[Grace has broken Will's mother's Lladro figurine, and is panicked that she knows. Marilyn is on her way up to their apartment, and Will wants her to just lie]
Will : Grace. What are you worried about? You didn't do anything. Right?
Grace : Right.
Will : Right. So anything she has to say about the fate of her figurine is new information, and should be met with shock. Let's try it. Um...
[imitates his mother]
Will : Grace, my Lladro is broken!
Grace : [immediately] DEAR GOD, NO!
Will : [pause] Yeah, you're - you're *mildly* surprised, not being asked to give money to charity.
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[Grace broke Marilyn's Lladro figurine at a party and hid it under her couch]
Marilyn Truman : I have some very sad news, Will. Fiona was cleaning after the party yesterday -
[starts crying]
Marilyn Truman : and she found Ouisan in pieces on the floor. Ouisan is dead, Will. She's dead!
Grace : Ouisan? Well, she sounds like someone who was ready to go anyway.
Marilyn Truman : She was a very rare Lladro figurine. And somebody broke her. Oh, I bet it was that Skippy Faber, the clumsy drunk. Grace, you were talking to her. Was she slurring?
Grace : Uh, a little. But I really couldn't tell 'cause she was...
[raises her arms stiffly]
Grace : stumbling around and waving her arms.
Marilyn Truman : I knew it! I am going to wait until April and pour bleach on her roses.
Will : Well, hey, that's something to look forward to.
Marilyn Truman : I'm just going to splash some cold water on my face, and then I'll be going.
[exits crying]
Will : [whispers to Grace] This is perfect! This is what happens when you keep your mouth shut. Skippy Faber takes the fall!
Grace : So, that's it? I just let Skippy hang for my crime?
[considers]
Grace : Ah, she's German. We'll just call it even.