Will & Grace (TV Series)

Das Boob (1999)

Sean Hayes: Jack McFarland

Quotes 

• Jack : Will, Will, Will, buy me a computer. I want one in tangerine to match the shoes you're going to get me later.

• [Grace is in the newspaper for interior design] 

  Will : "Manhattan interior designer Grace Adler, 26 - "

  [looks at Grace] 

  Grace : It must've been a typo.

  Will : Mmm.

  Jack : More like a lie-o.

• Will : [trying to explain why he dated Jack's ex-boyfriend]  Jack, he wasn't your Walter at the time. Y'know, you had broken up long ago. Y'know, he was... he was Walter up for grabs, so I... I grabbed.

  Jack : [livid]  How could you?

  Will : It was one time.

  Jack : Commandment Number One in the Gay Bible, 'Thou shalt not covet my ex's ass.'

  Will : Jack... is that from the Book of Genesissy?