Will & Grace (TV Series)
Fear and Clothing (2000)
Megan Mullally: Karen Walker
Quotes
-
Karen : Hey, guess what, good news! We're not mad at each other anymore because I've forgiven you!
Jack : Interesting because I haven't forgiven you...
Karen : So what's your point? Oh alright, I'm sorry. There we're done. Let's go get French Tips
Jack : Karen, I am not a lightswitch that you can just apologize to and expect me to forgive you.
[Jack thinks about what he just said. Audience laughs]
Jack : My emotions are much more complex than that, I I need time to heal. I don't accept.
[Jack walks away]
Karen : What? You don't what?
Jack : I said I don't accept!
Karen : I don't think you understand what just happened here. The only other person I've apologized to was my mother and that was court-ordered... So please accept my apology in the spirit it was intended or I'll kick you in the gentles.
Jack : No. Now be gone before somebody drops a house on you!
Karen : Up yours, Dorothy.
Jack : Well, you tan and freckle!