Will & Grace (TV Series)

Grace, Replaced (1999)

Eric McCormack: Will Truman

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Quotes 

• Karen Walker : [Answering the phone]  Grace Adler Designs.

  Will Truman : [Into the phone]  Hi, Karen.

  Karen Walker : Grace, the reason you're not in a relationship is on line one.

• [On seeing Jack in an orange jump suit and carrying a garbage bag] 

  Will : And they say Tinky Winky was the only gay Teletubby.

• Will Truman : There's the fridge. Get a lemon and rub it on your head.

• Will Truman : [Grace and Val are rolling on the floor, fighting]  Once again, girl-on-girl action, and it's totally lost on me. Hey. Hey! Gabrielle, Xena, break it up!

  [Will pulls the two girls apart] 

  Will Truman : What is going on?

  Grace Adler : She started it.

  Val Bassett : You did.

  Grace Adler : Nuh-uh!

  Will Truman : Ok, ok! "Nuh-uh" was just uttered by an adult. You're both taking a time-out. Go to your corners. Go on.

  Val Bassett : [to Grace]  Bitch.

  Grace Adler : [to Val]  Psycho!

• [Grace and Val fight] 

  Will : Once again, girl on girl action, and its totally lost on me.

• Will Truman : [Grace and Val are having a fight on the floor]  Ok girls break it up.

  Grace Adler : [Grace kicks out and hits Will]  Sorry.

  Will Truman : [Will falls to the ground holding his groin]  Oh! My globes! My precious globes!