Will & Grace (TV Series)
Grace, Replaced (1999)
Debra Messing: Grace Adler
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Quotes
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Grace Adler : I don't like the way she's so chummy with your husband.
Karen Walker : Please don't refer to him as my husband.
Grace Adler : All right, fine. I don't like how chummy she is with your non-romantic life partner.
Karen Walker : Also bad, so please stop, ok? I'm glad he has a new friend, especially since I'm so busy.
Grace Adler : Your sexless lover!
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Val Bassett : Aww... I like that little bra that you're wearing.
Grace Adler : Aww... and I liked your split-pea soup.
Val Bassett : Well, thanks.
Grace Adler : I got a little taste when you shoved my face in the rug.
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Will Truman : [Grace and Val are rolling on the floor, fighting] Once again, girl-on-girl action, and it's totally lost on me. Hey. Hey! Gabrielle, Xena, break it up!
[Will pulls the two girls apart]
Will Truman : What is going on?
Grace Adler : She started it.
Val Bassett : You did.
Grace Adler : Nuh-uh!
Will Truman : Ok, ok! "Nuh-uh" was just uttered by an adult. You're both taking a time-out. Go to your corners. Go on.
Val Bassett : [to Grace] Bitch.
Grace Adler : [to Val] Psycho!
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Karen Walker : Honey, you know, whenever I get stressed out, I always like to...
Grace Adler : [pause] You always like to what?
Karen Walker : Gosh, I don't think I've ever been stressed out. I mean, why would I be? I got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze, and I got a killer rack! Good morning! Ha ha ha ha! Oh... Whoo!
Grace Adler : Aww... You know, when you just said that?
Karen Walker : Yeah?
Grace Adler : You got the cutest little wrinkles right there.
[Pointing to Karen's face]
Karen Walker : What? Where?
[Looks in mirror]
Grace Adler : You feel that? That's stress.
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Will Truman : [Grace and Val are having a fight on the floor] Ok girls break it up.
Grace Adler : [Grace kicks out and hits Will] Sorry.
Will Truman : [Will falls to the ground holding his groin] Oh! My globes! My precious globes!
