- Jack McFarland: Are my khakis done? You know what they say, a wrinkled ass is the devil's playground.
- Karen Walker: Beverley Leslie with your pants so tight, won't you be my partner tonight?
- Beverley Leslie: Ooh, I would be honored.
- Will Truman: Mom, I'm worried about you. You're sitting here alone in the dark. You-your ornamental gourds are all askew. And - And are you not wearing a bra?
- Marilyn Truman: Oh, I have it on. It's just around my waist. I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get the rest of that sandwich out of my bed.
- [all singing]
- Will Truman: Mamma Mia, here I go again.
- Jack McFarland: My, my, how can I resist ya?
- Marilyn Truman: Mamma Mia, does it show again?
- Will/Jack/Marilyn: My, my, just how much I missed ya!