Will & Grace (TV Series)
Pilot (1998)
Tom Gallop: Rob
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Quotes
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Rob : [Playing $25,000 Pyramid] Go!
Will Truman : Ok, ok. Uh...
[Reading the Card]
Will Truman : Oh, driftwood. Uh... John Wayne. Your parents' marriage.
Grace Adler : Things that are dead.
Will Truman : Yes. Uh... my one night stand on Fire Island.
Grace Adler : Latin things!
Will Truman : Good. Uh... The postcard I sent you from Italy. Uh, "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M
Grace Adler : Oh! Things that make you cry!
Will Truman : Yes. Um... Professor Gopnick's teeth...
Grace Adler : Things that are yellow!
Will Truman : Yes. And, uh... a cane. Uh, uh, a railing.
Grace Adler : Huh? No, come on, give me another clue!
Will Truman : Uh... each other.
Grace Adler : Things that you lean on!
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Ellen : So, Will, have you seen Michael since you two broke up?
Will Truman : Uh...
Grace Adler : No, he hasn't, but I have. Michael's not doing well. He got fat, he's depressed, cheap haircuts, not good. Actually it's really sad.
Rob : What are you talking about? I just saw him. He looks great.
Grace Adler : Uh, Rob... you're dismissed.
Will Truman : Thanks for trying, sweetie.
Grace Adler : His haircut really was awful.
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Rob : [to Will] You didn't tell me Jack was moving in with you.
Will Truman : Not moving in. He's just staying with me till his apartment's finished.
Jurgen Franzblau : [Humming] Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
Jack McFarland : Oh, I know that one! I know - Uh,
[singing]
Jack McFarland : Did he need a stronger hand...
Will Truman : Yeah. Jack. He's not humming your intro, ok? That's just a straight guy's way of thinking that you and I could ever be a couple.