Will & Grace (TV Series)

Secrets and Lays (1999)

Sean Hayes: Jack McFarland

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Quotes 

• [Will, Jack and Karen are playing scrabble] 

  Will : Spramp is not a word Jack.

  Jack : Yes it is. "Every morning I spramp my face with water"

• Jack McFarland : You know, no one took me on vacation when I broke up with... what's his face, uh... bleached hair, tattoo, goatee, who am I talking about?

  Karen Walker : God, I don't know honey. You just described a needle in a gaystack.

• Will Truman : Allow me, to go hunt and gather for the womenfolk.

  Grace Adler : Jack, don't you think it would be nice if you went with Will so that he didn't have to be alone?

  Jack McFarland : [Reluctantly]  OK.

  Will Truman : Very well, I will hunt and gather with our womenfolk.

• Jack : There's a gay bar approximately 5.38 miles north of here.

  Karen : Gaydar?

  Jack : Cop at the toll booth.

• Jack : [to Grace]  I thought you were big foot's cousin, big hair.

• Jack : No one took me on vacation when I broke up with... er... what's his face, bleached hair, tattoo, goatee, who am I talking about here?

  Karen : God, I don't know honey. You just described a needle in a gaystack.