Will & Grace (TV Series)
William, Tell (1998)
Debra Messing: Grace Adler
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Quotes
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Will Truman : Grace, where are you?
Grace Adler : It's a SECRET! Now tell me, how does that make you feel?
Will Truman : Like a sorority girl in a bad slasher movie. Where are you?
Grace Adler : Let's just put it this way;
[in low, creepy voice]
Grace Adler : The call is coming from inside the house.
[Will sees Grace at the coat check]
Will Truman : Grace, you cannot be here right now. Go home!
Grace Adler : No.
Will Truman : Go home.
Grace Adler : No.
Will Truman : Go.
Grace Adler : No.
[Will angrilly ends the phone call]
Will Truman : [to Host] Excuse me.
Host : Yes?
Will Truman : Would you mind having that crazed red-head removed? Listen to me, I'm Ricky Ricardo!
Host : I'll take care of it Mr. Ricardo.
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Grace Adler : You're trying to bulk up?
Will Truman : No, it's a... dietary supplement.
Grace Adler : No it's not...
[Austrian Accent]
Grace Adler : You want zah big arms so you can get zah big mens and lure zem into your den of zum-zum.
Will Truman : Ok. Thank you very much. That'll be enough, Grace.
Grace Adler : Oh, my god, what's happening?
Will Truman : What?
Grace Adler : Your buttons are popping. Your shirt is ripping. You're hulking up, You're turning green.
[Screaming]
Grace Adler : Aah!
Will Truman : Ok, thank you. Excuse me, this happens to be good for you.
[Reading Label]
Will Truman : Oh, my god. It says it also grows breast tissue. You want to give it a try?
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Grace Adler : [a delivery man arrives at her office] Oh, you want to be useful? Help the man standing behind you with the big package.
Jack McFarland : Grace, don't tease me.