- Will: Grace, coming out is something you do once in a lifetime, like being born or watching Magic Johnson's talk show.
- Will Truman: Grace, where are you?
- Grace Adler: It's a SECRET! Now tell me, how does that make you feel?
- Will Truman: Like a sorority girl in a bad slasher movie. Where are you?
- Grace Adler: Let's just put it this way;
- [in low, creepy voice]
- Grace Adler: The call is coming from inside the house.
- [Will sees Grace at the coat check]
- Will Truman: Grace, you cannot be here right now. Go home!
- Grace Adler: No.
- Will Truman: Go home.
- Grace Adler: No.
- Will Truman: Go.
- Grace Adler: No.
- [Will angrilly ends the phone call]
- Will Truman: [to Host] Excuse me.
- Host: Yes?
- Will Truman: Would you mind having that crazed red-head removed? Listen to me, I'm Ricky Ricardo!
- Host: I'll take care of it Mr. Ricardo.
- Will Truman: Oh, you girls are going to have a ball, braiding each other's hair and talking about boys and doing the Cosmo quiz.
- Jack McFarland: Oh, you mean, like, "How to tell if your best friend's a bitch?" Yeah, I already took it. You are.
- Will Truman: Ok, ok, we'll stop.
- Jack McFarland: No, you won't, because you can't help yourself. You were born bitter, nasty, mean-spirited, and, of course, chunky. And Grace, you're not much better. You're a follower without an ounce of decency.
- Grace Adler: You're trying to bulk up?
- Will Truman: No, it's a... dietary supplement.
- Grace Adler: No it's not...
- [Austrian Accent]
- Grace Adler: You want zah big arms so you can get zah big mens and lure zem into your den of zum-zum.
- Will Truman: Ok. Thank you very much. That'll be enough, Grace.
- Grace Adler: Oh, my god, what's happening?
- Will Truman: What?
- Grace Adler: Your buttons are popping. Your shirt is ripping. You're hulking up, You're turning green.
- [Screaming]
- Grace Adler: Aah!
- Will Truman: Ok, thank you. Excuse me, this happens to be good for you.
- [Reading Label]
- Will Truman: Oh, my god. It says it also grows breast tissue. You want to give it a try?
- Jack: [about Will] Besides, the odds are against him. He's only been with like 5 people in the past 8 years, he's like a humpback whale. Without the hump.
- Grace Adler: [a delivery man arrives at her office] Oh, you want to be useful? Help the man standing behind you with the big package.
- Jack McFarland: Grace, don't tease me.