- Karen Walker: [About her driver] Grace, he is old and sweet and helpless. I can't just fire him because he's a raging incompetent. I mean, maybe you could, but not me.
- Grace Adler: Karen, if that were true, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
- Will Truman: Oh, please! You've had plenty of dips in the love pool. I'm still in the cabana trying out floaties.
- Peter: I'm going to take a rain check on the movie. This is what I get for moving to New York. And to clarify things, you're not my type.
- [Leaves]
- Grace Adler: Wow. That was embarrassing.
- Will Truman: Yeah. How do you feel?
- Grace Adler: What do you mean, how do I feel?
- Will Truman: Sweetie, you just got dumped.
- Grace Adler: Oh, I don't think so. You got dumped. He's clearly gay.
- Jack: They say Jack is a wise man, Jack is a dangerous man, Jack is a great man, no. - Jack is just a man. A man who knows men who like men.
- Karen Walker: Sorry I'm late. My driver hit a pedestrian on 57th Street, and we had to stop and blah, blah, blah...
- Grace Adler: Oh my god! Is he ok?
- Karen Walker: Mmm, a little rattled, but he always gets like that when he hits someone.