- Professor Chapman: Mr. Pruett, isn't it? Eh, you're from Maryland, aren't you? Chevy Chase? I'm thinking of changing that name to Pompeii.
- Diana Prince: [shaking her head] You're mad...
- Professor Chapman: I do not hold the copyright on madness, either...
- Professor Chapman: Using... the most powerful laser beam on Earth... powered by nuclear energy... I will turn... the entire planet... into a volcano!
- Professor Chapman: As soon as I get a clear signal that there will be world wide disarmament, everyone will have his say. I won't listen, but everyone will have his say.
- Diana Prince: Hey, congratulations. I hear that Atkinson got bumped upstairs and you've been promoted. All my assignments come from you from now on?
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: That's right. Sorry we don't have time for champagne. But that's why I'm here, to give you your assignment.
- Lin Wan: Look Miss, I warn you: I cannot go on being polite to an American when we all know that the United States is behind this Volcano business.
- Tobirov: [watching his partner being held in a bear grip by Wonder Woman] I have seen him do better in the, in the grip of a Siberian brown bear... It is impossible!
- Jack Corbin: Look, make yourself comfortable, and if you need anything...
- Diana Prince: [hopefully] Yes?
- Jack Corbin: You'll just have to come down and get it yourself.
- Professor Chapman: [mad scientist] As soon as I get a clear signal that there will be worldwide disarmament, everyone will have their say. I won't listen, but everyone will have their say.