- Kevin Arnold: We have to rehearse until 5.30 everyday. Can you pick me up?
- Norma Arnold: Oh gee, I don't know. I'm right in the middle of fixing dinner at 5.30. Jack, do you think maybe you could swing by school and pick him up on your way home?
- Jack Arnold: I don't get it. Why do you wanna be in a play?
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: What was the matter with the man? Couldn't he see that I was pursuing a mature love relationship with a beautiful 28 year old woman, and all I needed was a ride?
- Jack Arnold: [shakes Miss White's hand] Jack Arnold. It's nice to meet you.
- Miss White: Hi, Diane White. It's a pleasure.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Diane White? Didn't seem to fit. To me, she was more of a... Miss White.
- Jack Arnold: [Kevin overhears his Dad and Miss White talking] ... yep, two years in Korea.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Wait a second. I never spent two years in Korea.
- Jack Arnold: [to Miss White] Got a small piece of shrapnel in my leg but I didn't think the limp was noticeable anymore.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Oh, him!