- Mr. Dexter: Mr Arnold, you ready to get to work?
- Kevin Arnold: Yes, sir.
- Mr. Dexter: You have to set up all these tables. Got it?
- Kevin Arnold: [mutters under his breath] Butthead!
- Mr. Dexter: What did you say?
- Kevin Arnold: Butter! I brought some butter.
- Jack Arnold: [regarding Kevin's planned road trip with Chuck and Jeff] You're out!
- Kevin Arnold: What do you mean? It will be a great trip.
- Norma Arnold: Now, where are they going exactly?
- Kevin Arnold: New York, New Orleans, San Francisco.
- Jack Arnold: [sarcastically] San Francisco!
- Wayne Arnold: Don't forget to put some flowers in your hair.
- Jack Arnold: [regarding Kevin's road trip] Look, there's no sense discussing this any further. You're not going and that's final.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Jeez, what was this? A family or a firing squad?