The Wonder Years (TV Series)

The Little Women (1993)

Dan Lauria: Jack Arnold

Quotes 

• Jack Arnold : [to Kevin, after he received good SAT grades]  Proud of you, son.

  Wayne Arnold : Yeah, who would have thought our little Butthead would turn out to be an Egghead?

  [laughs] 

• Jack Arnold : Wait a minute! Look! I got a hole in my sock.

  Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : Yep! No question about it. The place was going to pot!

• Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : Meanwhile, back at the castle.

  Kevin Arnold : Dad?

  Jack Arnold : Hi.

  Kevin Arnold : What are you doing on the couch?

  Jack Arnold : You tell me! Women! Pfft!

  Kevin Arnold : Yeah, tell me about it!

  [Kevin sits down next to Jack on the couch] 

  Jack Arnold : Know what I mean?

  Kevin Arnold : Yeah. Women!

  Jack Arnold : Yeah.

  Kevin Arnold : Pfft!

  [Kevin and Jack look at each other knowingly] 

  Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : It was one of the most in-depth conversations on the subject to date.