Kari Matchett: Beth

Quotes 

• Sharon Tyler : When was the last time you had peanut butter?

  Beth : I don't know. Uh, before I married Thomas, I guess.

  Sharon Tyler : Right. But you are not married now, so choose.

  Beth : What do you want me to say? Chunky.

  Sharon Tyler : [in a tiff]  Of course you would say chunky. Well, if it's chunky you want, there's no point in having a jar of smooth in the cupboard, is there?

  [throwing it away] 

  Sharon Tyler : 'Cause we all know that smooth can't compete with chunky, can it?

  Beth : God help us if our cycles sync up.

  Sharon Tyler : Do not blame this on my period.

  Beth : Is this what it's like to date a woman?

• Beth : Who are you? Why would you sneak peanut butter into my groceries?

  Sharon Tyler : There was no sneaking. I saw that you were out.

  Beth : Yes, you said that at the grocery store when you pointed to the shelf and said, "Look, peanut butter." I told you I don't eat peanut butter. We were together the entire time. I don't even know how you...

  [unpacking a second jar] 

  Beth : Here's another one. You snuck in two jars of peanut butter.

  Sharon Tyler : Chunky and smooth.

  Beth : What are you doing?

  Sharon Tyler : So you'd have a choice. You like choices, right?

  Beth : Not if I'm choosing between two things I don't like.