- Dana Scully: [Seeing Fox flip through an issue of Playboy, she says, with a why aren't you working tone] I'm surprised you haven't already read that issue.
- Fox Mulder: Oh, I have.
- [Responding with no shame]
- Fox Mulder: April is the cruelest month, but mine didn't come with this.
- [Handing her a photo of an unknown woman and proving that was had been working not just getting his jollies]
- Dana Scully: ...it looks like antifreeze.
- Fox Mulder: Darin Oswald.
- Dana Scully: But why? And how?
- Fox Mulder: I don't know Scully, but let's go see if the shoe fits.
- Dana Scully: [examining cast of partial shoe print] The tread looks like a standard military boot... men's... size 8½.
- Fox Mulder: 8½? That's pretty impressive, Scully.
- Dana Scully: Well, it says it right here on the bottom.
- Fox Mulder: Oooo.