The Young Ones (TV Series)
Bambi (1984)
Adrian Edmondson: Vyvyan
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Quotes
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[reading a sign on the train]
Vyvyan : "Do not lean out of the window." I wonder why?
[he does so and is decapitated]
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Vyvyan : [Taking out a book] Well, I've done my revision.
Mike : The Daily Mirror Book of Facts: Did You Know?
Neil : Do you think that's where they get the questions from? The world's record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril...
Vyvyan : Ehhh... 604, Toxteth O'Grady, USA.
Neil : Yeah, right! World's stickiest bogey?
Vyvyan : Ha! Tried to fool me. That's Toxteth again!
Rick : The World's Stupidest Bottom-Burp: Vyvyan, Britain!
Neil : It says "Rick" here.
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Vyvyan : This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
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Security Guard : Hang On, What's that?
Vyvyan : It's my mascot.
Security Guard : A pig?
Vyvyan : No!
Security Guard : It is.
Vyvyan : It's not, it's a ferret. A severely deformed ferret, I'll grant you that. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little bit like a pig.
Security Guard : Looks exactly like a pig.
Vyvyan : Yes, well, it certainly has been remarked upon. In fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret.
Security Guard : Bacon Sandwich? Funny name for a ferret, isn't it?
Vyvyan : Ha ha! And that's where I had you fooled. Because it's not a ferret, it's a pig.
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[taking on the persona of Mike]
Vyvyan : As the one guy said to the other guy when he was getting fed up, "I'm getting fed up."
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Rick : [stands up from the table] Why don't you like me?
Vyvyan : Cos you're a complete bastard
Rick : Vyvyan, I'm being serious
Vyvyan : So am I. You're a complete bastard and we all hate you.
Rick : [chuckles and places hands on hips] I find that very difficult to believe.
Vyvyan : You wanna bet on it? I'll put down a fiver.
Neil : Yea I will too.
Mike : Count me in.
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[speaking to Bambi, the host of "University Challenge"]
Vyvyan : I liked the part where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face.
Neil : That wasn't in BAMBI, Vyvyan.
Vyvyan : It was in the sequel, "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Bonkers with his Drill and Sex"
Neil : Is that true Bambi? Did you do a Disney Nasty?
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Vyvyan : I myself have three pairs of socks, and three pairs of knickers. That means I've only worn them... 269 times each since the last wash.
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[Vyvyan's head has come off after he stuck it out of a train window. His head is now lying on the ground beside the track, calling his headless body over]
Vyvyan : You took your time, you bastard!
[his body starts kicking his head down the track like a ball]
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Vyvyan : Achtung!
[throws a potato-masher hand grenade at the other team]