The Young Ones (TV Series)
Bambi (1984)
Christopher Ryan: Mike, Matchbox
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Quotes
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Vyvyan : [Taking out a book] Well, I've done my revision.
Mike : The Daily Mirror Book of Facts: Did You Know?
Neil : Do you think that's where they get the questions from? The world's record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril...
Vyvyan : Ehhh... 604, Toxteth O'Grady, USA.
Neil : Yeah, right! World's stickiest bogey?
Vyvyan : Ha! Tried to fool me. That's Toxteth again!
Rick : The World's Stupidest Bottom-Burp: Vyvyan, Britain!
Neil : It says "Rick" here.
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Rick : [stands up from the table] Why don't you like me?
Vyvyan : Cos you're a complete bastard
Rick : Vyvyan, I'm being serious
Vyvyan : So am I. You're a complete bastard and we all hate you.
Rick : [chuckles and places hands on hips] I find that very difficult to believe.
Vyvyan : You wanna bet on it? I'll put down a fiver.
Neil : Yea I will too.
Mike : Count me in.
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Mike : Rick, he threw us off the train because you said ASLEF was an anagram for "total and complete bastard."
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[the camera zooms in dramatically on a matchbox]
Matchbox : Don't look at me. I'm irrelevant!