The Young Ones (TV Series)

Cash (1984)

Andy de la Tour: Man on TV

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• Man On TV : Let's assume for one moment... that this table is a crowded shopping street on a Saturday afternoon. And this... meringue, filled with whipped cream, is a young mother weighed down with groceries. And this... juicy, over-ripe tomato is a tiny little girl, who doesn't know what a dangerous place her exciting new world is. And let's assume that this... clingfilm parcel, of mashed banana and jam, is a deaf senior citizen, who is in a wheelchair, and is blind. And this... cricket bat, with a breeze-block nailed to it, is your car. Now what happens when your car mounts the pavement?

  [annihilates the meringue, tomato and parcel of banana and jam with the cricket bat] 

  Man On TV : Think once. Think twice. Think DON'T DRIVE YOUR CAR ON THE PAVEMENT.