The Young Ones (TV Series)

Cash (1984)

Alexei Sayle: Police Recruiter

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• Police Recruiter : It's been a terrible blow to my life looking like Mussolini, you know. Especially when I was a kid, you know, I was about seven, right, and I was down the Youth Club, you know, dancing away, right, like in the sixties, doing the Twist you know. And, em, there was this girl, right, and she comes up to me, and she goes "'Ere! Are you Mussolini?" I said, "Emmm... Yeah." She says, "I thought you was dead." I says "No, it was just me day off, you know." So she pulled me over the dance floor and butted me in the face! I said, "What's that for?" She said "That's for the invasion of Crete!"

• Mr. Balowski : [singing]  Whenever people bother me, when they shout and raise their voices, I don't let it get me down, I just make some stupid noises!

• Police Recruiter : [dressed as Mussolini, speaks with an Italian accent]  And if you don't get it right, I kick your head in.

  Neil : Fascist!

  Police Recruiter : [nodding]  Si.