The Sopranos (TV Series)

Moe n' Joe (2006)

James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano

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• Tony Soprano : [angered after hearing Johnny Sack admitted the existence of the mafia by betraying his oath as part of a plea deal, while in Tony's backyard]  to think, I thought that piece of shit was my friend once, I hope he dies in there

  Silvio Dante : you know how this looks? I wish I was at the court steps to throw acid in his face, just to distance myself

  Sal Vitro : [before walking up to them]  excuse me Tony? I've been meaning to ask you, I was "wondering" about the Sacrimoni place?

  Tony Soprano : what about it?

  Sal Vitro : well, now that Mr. Sacrimoni is guilty, you think maybe I could take him off my route?

  Tony Soprano : what the fuck did you just say Sal?

  Sal Vitro : [nervously]  I don't know

  Silvio Dante : fuckin lawnmower man just said John was guilty, T

  Tony Soprano : he "plead" guilty, Sal, ok?

  Sal Vitro : yeah, ok

  Tony Soprano : with this government, no fuckin trial, maybe they stuck tasers on his balls, beat him mercilessly with a rubber hose? You ever think of that?

  Sal Vitro : no, but of course it makes sense

  Tony Soprano : don't besmirch the man, Sal

  Sal Vitro : so, about the yard?

  Silvio Dante : [amused, to Tony, referring to Sal]  do you believe this fuckin guy?

  Tony Soprano : [after thinking it over]  your done with that

• Janice Soprano Baccalieri : [while in his basement as he organizes his wine collection]  I just wanted to say... thank you

  Tony Soprano : Your welcome

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : [becoming emotional]  No one's ever done something so...

  Tony Soprano : [interrupts her]  It's ok, really

  Carmela Soprano : [to Tony while walking down the stairs, referring to dinner]  You got the wine? We're almost ready

  Carmela Soprano : [after seeing Janice crying]  What happened?

  Tony Soprano : [as Carmela hugs Janice]  She's happy about the house

  Carmela Soprano : Oh, honey, it's ok

• Janice Soprano Baccalieri : [after entering the back office of the pork store with her daughter in a stroller]  What happened to my stuffed pork loin?

  Tony Soprano : [ignores her request]  You ever hear of knocking?

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : I ordered it "special", you had it sent up to Carmela?

  Tony Soprano : [referring to she didn't for the pork loin]  You get what you pay for

  Tony Soprano : [referring to her daughter Domenica]  She's your little "twin" Bacala's got no genes at all

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : You never miss a chance to shit on him, do you?

  Tony Soprano : I'm joking: she looks like you, that's all

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : I don't know why you can't just admit you blame us because you got shot?

  Tony Soprano : Unfortunately, I have only myself to blame

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : [amused]  "Unfortunately", so, obviously you'd like to blame "somebody"?

  Tony Soprano : [sighs]  I have only myself to blame

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : [angrily]  You don't blame me for the shooting? Well, you fuckin blame me for "something"

  Tony Soprano : [referring to her cursing in front of a child]  The baby

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : You know marrying the boss's sister "usually" is a "step up" but you keep your God damn foot on our necks: you "punish" Bobby because he's my husband

  Tony Soprano : [annoyed]  Stop, huh?

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : To be his age and not to be a captain?

  Tony Soprano : [sarcastically]  Oh, now I see what this little visit is about

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : He works so hard for you and what does he get? merciless ridicule, about his weight, about his model railroading

  Tony Soprano : [yells]  He's a grown man

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : Oh, but it's ok for Neil Young?

  Tony Soprano : [yells, referring to Young was once part owner of the American designer, importer of toy trains, and model railroads company]  He owns Lionel

  Janice Soprano Baccalieri : I don't know where it comes from? All your anger? Your hate for me? I'm your sister, I know I'm not perfect, I know I annoy people. I think about you lying in that hospital bed, I cry... for you, I sat with you

  Tony Soprano : [sighs]  I know it and I appreciated it but we both know no matter how much help I gave, you'd still be here fuckin complaining

• Tony Soprano : [after kissing her on the cheek, noticing something's bothering her]  I see this "grey cloud" over your head

  Tony Soprano : [referring to AJ]  Where's "prince Albert"? still sleeping?

  Carmela Soprano : Who knows? I've been very patient with you because you've been sick: you were gonna talk to the building inspector, my spec house

  Tony Soprano : Oh, yeah. I sent Little Paulie, he made some "headway" with the... supervisor but the other guy, the inspector, his a "piece of work." Next time, I'll get Sil on it

• Anthony Infante : I was just coming to see you

  Tony Soprano : I'm on my way home

  Anthony Infante : It's just that I haven't heard from you

  Tony Soprano : [referring to the deal with the businessmen John's a silent partner with from New Orleans]  The fuckheads from fuck land

  Anthony Infante : yeah

  Tony Soprano : it's gonna be too much effort

  Anthony Infante : but John was really counting on this

  Anthony Infante : [after Tony shrugs]  Ginny really needs the money, for Allegra, for the family

• Tony Soprano : It's always good news till it ain't.

• Tony Soprano : [over the phone]  Yeah?

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [referring to Bobby getting assaulted while making his collections]  You heard about Bobby 'Bacala'?

  Tony Soprano : Yeah, my sister called with the "breaking news." That part of Newark, even the cops don't go there anymore

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : So, you heard everything? Doctor says there's bits of slug and sidewalk in the eye there

  Tony Soprano : Yeah, I heard

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : But their optimistic

  Tony Soprano : Right, doctors: it's always good news till an end. Speaking of that, whatever the fuck happened to you with that prostate?

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Actually, I've been dealing with some shit. Cancer to tell you the truth

  Tony Soprano : [surprised]  What the fuck?

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : It was early, maybe I caught a break? It's only encapsulated, their gonna do some radiation, knock down the PSA back to the single digits

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [referring to hair loss from chemotherapy]  You alright? Hair and shit?

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [rubs his head]  Not good, huh? Must've done good things in my life?

  Tony Soprano : Yeah, alright

  Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [asking him not to tell anybody]  The cancer? Your ears only

  Tony Soprano : Absolutely

• Tony Soprano : [referring to Carmela]  I like that she has these charities and "projects" and what have you. makes her happy, keeps her busy but even in bed, she's a "million miles away"

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : sounds like you want to encourage her with this house? As long as it doesn't interfere with your life?

  Tony Soprano : Carmela and me came to an "understanding" when we reconciled. I would financially "back" her spec house and she would have more of a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy towards my work and my "recreational life" outside the home

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [referring to him being physically able to have sex]  but you told me there hasn't been much procreation since the shooting

  Tony Soprano : no and that's ok

  Tony Soprano : [intentionally changing the subject]  fuckin Janice came to me at work

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : that doesn't happen often

  Tony Soprano : well, she shops for meat there: we get it free and right away. Again, if you ever need a roast or any specialty kind of cut... please just ask. My dad used to drop us off there when he had to run errands. We'd go into the back, steal cigarettes, play house, shit like that

  Tony Soprano : [referring to when Janice recently visited him at work]  she was all upset, that I was mean to her and her husband

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : what did you say?

  Tony Soprano : what does that matter? Because she's right. I love it when I can take a shit on her and her husband. What's that about? Even when they told me Uncle Jun might need diapers, I thought about Bobby having to change them and I still get a kick out of it

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : it makes Bobby seem weak, your sister too? These are "acts of kindness"

  Tony Soprano : [referring to Janice only helps others when it only benefits her]  Janice only does "Acts of Janice", trust me

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : you two have never really gotten along

  Tony Soprano : well, not "never", she is my older sister, I thought she was pretty cool. She "gave it" back to my mother, that was some heroic shit

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : because she defended you

  Tony Soprano : please, it was every man for himself. I remember one time my parents left her in charge

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [after seeing him installing]  go ahead

  Tony Soprano : well, she stood in the hallway and tape recorded me and Barbra having a fight and she held that cassette tape over my head for a month, it was fuckin extortion. Made me make her bed, get her shit

  Dr. Jennifer Melfi : did she do that to Barbara too?

  Tony Soprano : [becoming irritated]  that's not the fuckin point I've been coming here what? I don't know, five years now and you still don't understand what it means to tape somebody in my family? You still don't fuckin get this?

• Tony Soprano : How's your brother in law?

  Anthony Infante : [Implying Silvio should leave the room so they can talk privately]  John's fuckin made of steel. I was told your ears only?

  Tony Soprano : [Referring to the expensive roller ball pen he gave to Tony and making a joke]  oh, that's why he didn't get a pen?

  Anthony Infante : [Nervously]  no

  Silvio Dante : [Before leaving the room]  his fuckin with you Anthony. Johnny's a silent partner in this heavy equipment leasing thing down in New Orleans

  Tony Soprano : Good, Fema is down there handing out Krugerrands in buckets

  Anthony Infante : He said post Katrina you had some knowledge of business in the area

  Tony Soprano : Well, let's just say that's another universe

  Anthony Infante : On the account of John's asset freeze, he'd love for you to contact these brothers: the owners, says Phil Leotardo shouldn't be involved, and John's asking as a friend. Obviously there's be a finder's fee for you