- Phil Leotardo: [while watching news coverage of Johnny's Sack allocution trial] fuckin nauseating
- Albie Cianflone: It could've been worse: he could've flipped
- Phil Leotardo: Are you fuckin kidding me? You don't ever admit the existence of this "thing" ever!
- Fat Dom Gamiello: He should've stood trial like a man
- Phil Leotardo: I did twenty fuckin years
- Rene Cabot Moskowitz: [During his Allocution hearing] Mr.Sacrimoni, during the time period beginning approximately January first nineteen ninety-six through today were you ever employed by or associated with the new York faction of an organized crime family of the Cosa Nostra?
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [Nods slightly] yes
- Ron Pearse: The federal prosecutors and myself have been told to clear our calendars for the next five months so trial is upon us and the Feds have reached a complete accounting of your worth
- [shows him his financial statements]
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [Looking through his financial statements] The vintage Wurlitzer? They go through my fucking sock drawer?
- Ron Pearse: They shot a video the day of your arrest they even tracked down the one hundred eighty thousand in Boca Raton under your father's name they estimate your net worth at five million
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: While Ginny lives on scraps
- Ron Pearse: Between your cash and portfolios with Fidelity and Vanguard your 401k and severance from Essany scaffolding condo in Deal Beach at four hundred fifty, Maserati, Ginny's Yukon and your house and its contents valued at one million two hundred thousand
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Is all this part of your plan? To make me so depressed I'd hang myself?
- Ron Pearse: It's my obligation to raise again the idea of cooperating
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Flip? Let me explain something to you again, but differently, being a rat where I come from, is like asking someone like you to be a fucking Nazi and I don't want to hear that shit again
- Ron Pearse: Good because I don't represent turn coats
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Because it would kill your practice
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [Referring to if the prosecution agreed to their terms of the plea bargain] moment of truth?
- Ron: It's still up to the judge. But they're going to recommend fifteen years, $4.1 million, you keep the home, the 45k from the girls variable life insurance, and Ginny's IRA which is worth about a hundred and ten grand
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: And?
- Ron: That it, or go to trial
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Fifteen fuckin years
- Ron: Your a young man. In fifteen years, you'll be sixty-seven, the golden years: grand kids
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [Hesitantly] Do I have to do the allocution?
- Ron: You know the allocution is part of it. Practically the whole point
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I'll take it. that IRA of Ginny's, she worked the tie counter at Wanamaker's, that's where we met
- Tony Soprano: [angered after hearing Johnny Sack admitted the existence of the mafia by betraying his oath as part of a plea deal, while in Tony's backyard] to think, I thought that piece of shit was my friend once, I hope he dies in there
- Silvio Dante: you know how this looks? I wish I was at the court steps to throw acid in his face, just to distance myself
- Sal Vitro: [before walking up to them] excuse me Tony? I've been meaning to ask you, I was "wondering" about the Sacrimoni place?
- Tony Soprano: what about it?
- Sal Vitro: well, now that Mr. Sacrimoni is guilty, you think maybe I could take him off my route?
- Tony Soprano: what the fuck did you just say Sal?
- Sal Vitro: [nervously] I don't know
- Silvio Dante: fuckin lawnmower man just said John was guilty, T
- Tony Soprano: he "plead" guilty, Sal, ok?
- Sal Vitro: yeah, ok
- Tony Soprano: with this government, no fuckin trial, maybe they stuck tasers on his balls, beat him mercilessly with a rubber hose? You ever think of that?
- Sal Vitro: no, but of course it makes sense
- Tony Soprano: don't besmirch the man, Sal
- Sal Vitro: so, about the yard?
- Silvio Dante: [amused, to Tony, referring to Sal] do you believe this fuckin guy?
- Tony Soprano: [after thinking it over] your done with that
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: [while in his basement as he organizes his wine collection] I just wanted to say... thank you
- Tony Soprano: Your welcome
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: [becoming emotional] No one's ever done something so...
- Tony Soprano: [interrupts her] It's ok, really
- Carmela Soprano: [to Tony while walking down the stairs, referring to dinner] You got the wine? We're almost ready
- Carmela Soprano: [after seeing Janice crying] What happened?
- Tony Soprano: [as Carmela hugs Janice] She's happy about the house
- Carmela Soprano: Oh, honey, it's ok
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: [after entering the back office of the pork store with her daughter in a stroller] What happened to my stuffed pork loin?
- Tony Soprano: [ignores her request] You ever hear of knocking?
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: I ordered it "special", you had it sent up to Carmela?
- Tony Soprano: [referring to she didn't for the pork loin] You get what you pay for
- Tony Soprano: [referring to her daughter Domenica] She's your little "twin" Bacala's got no genes at all
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: You never miss a chance to shit on him, do you?
- Tony Soprano: I'm joking: she looks like you, that's all
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: I don't know why you can't just admit you blame us because you got shot?
- Tony Soprano: Unfortunately, I have only myself to blame
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: [amused] "Unfortunately", so, obviously you'd like to blame "somebody"?
- Tony Soprano: [sighs] I have only myself to blame
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: [angrily] You don't blame me for the shooting? Well, you fuckin blame me for "something"
- Tony Soprano: [referring to her cursing in front of a child] The baby
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: You know marrying the boss's sister "usually" is a "step up" but you keep your God damn foot on our necks: you "punish" Bobby because he's my husband
- Tony Soprano: [annoyed] Stop, huh?
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: To be his age and not to be a captain?
- Tony Soprano: [sarcastically] Oh, now I see what this little visit is about
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: He works so hard for you and what does he get? merciless ridicule, about his weight, about his model railroading
- Tony Soprano: [yells] He's a grown man
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: Oh, but it's ok for Neil Young?
- Tony Soprano: [yells, referring to Young was once part owner of the American designer, importer of toy trains, and model railroads company] He owns Lionel
- Janice Soprano Baccalieri: I don't know where it comes from? All your anger? Your hate for me? I'm your sister, I know I'm not perfect, I know I annoy people. I think about you lying in that hospital bed, I cry... for you, I sat with you
- Tony Soprano: [sighs] I know it and I appreciated it but we both know no matter how much help I gave, you'd still be here fuckin complaining
- Tony Soprano: [after kissing her on the cheek, noticing something's bothering her] I see this "grey cloud" over your head
- Tony Soprano: [referring to AJ] Where's "prince Albert"? still sleeping?
- Carmela Soprano: Who knows? I've been very patient with you because you've been sick: you were gonna talk to the building inspector, my spec house
- Tony Soprano: Oh, yeah. I sent Little Paulie, he made some "headway" with the... supervisor but the other guy, the inspector, his a "piece of work." Next time, I'll get Sil on it
- Anthony Infante: I was just coming to see you
- Tony Soprano: I'm on my way home
- Anthony Infante: It's just that I haven't heard from you
- Tony Soprano: [referring to the deal with the businessmen John's a silent partner with from New Orleans] The fuckheads from fuck land
- Anthony Infante: yeah
- Tony Soprano: it's gonna be too much effort
- Anthony Infante: but John was really counting on this
- Anthony Infante: [after Tony shrugs] Ginny really needs the money, for Allegra, for the family
- Anthony Infante: [delivering messages to him in prison and talking in code, referring to Tony] He changed the terms
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: What, a bigger piece for his fat mouth?
- Anthony Infante: No, smaller, actually, but it's the house: he wants you to unload it to his sister at a reduced price, by half actually, but the New Orleans "thing", he'll "knock" two percent off his "finder's fee", and he'll make sure those pricks sell
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I guess "beggars can't be choosers" and the worst part is, I gotta "sell" the idea to Ginny somehow
- Anthony Infante: [delivering messages to him in prison in code] As far as that "thing" goes, the coffee with the chicory
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [confused] The fuck is that?
- Anthony Infante: [referring to talking in code] Oh shit, I suck at talking like this, I'm sorry
- Anthony Infante: [snaps his fingers, referring to Tony Soprano] Our "friend" with the stomach
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [talking in code, referring to New York City or his home in New Jersey] In town or near home?
- Anthony Infante: [referring to Tony Soprano's initials, whispering] Your neighbor, A.S.
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [irritated] Yeah, alright, just say the "thing" I asked you to do, the coffee with the fuckin chicory, it he gonna get it for me?
- Anthony Infante: Yes, the bad news is he wants "ten cups" for himself, not seven
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [shrugs] Alright, done
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [referring to his wife Ginny] Did you pick up the birthday cake for Gin with the Marzipan flowers?
- Anthony Infante: [assuming his still talking in code] The "stuff by the pool"?
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: No, an actual fuckin cake: it's her birthday
- Tony Soprano: [over the phone] Yeah?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [referring to Bobby getting assaulted while making his collections] You heard about Bobby 'Bacala'?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah, my sister called with the "breaking news." That part of Newark, even the cops don't go there anymore
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: So, you heard everything? Doctor says there's bits of slug and sidewalk in the eye there
- Tony Soprano: Yeah, I heard
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: But their optimistic
- Tony Soprano: Right, doctors: it's always good news till an end. Speaking of that, whatever the fuck happened to you with that prostate?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Actually, I've been dealing with some shit. Cancer to tell you the truth
- Tony Soprano: [surprised] What the fuck?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: It was early, maybe I caught a break? It's only encapsulated, their gonna do some radiation, knock down the PSA back to the single digits
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [referring to hair loss from chemotherapy] You alright? Hair and shit?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [rubs his head] Not good, huh? Must've done good things in my life?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah, alright
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [asking him not to tell anybody] The cancer? Your ears only
- Tony Soprano: Absolutely
- Tony Soprano: How's your brother in law?
- Anthony Infante: [Implying Silvio should leave the room so they can talk privately] John's fuckin made of steel. I was told your ears only?
- Tony Soprano: [Referring to the expensive roller ball pen he gave to Tony and making a joke] oh, that's why he didn't get a pen?
- Anthony Infante: [Nervously] no
- Silvio Dante: [Before leaving the room] his fuckin with you Anthony. Johnny's a silent partner in this heavy equipment leasing thing down in New Orleans
- Tony Soprano: Good, Fema is down there handing out Krugerrands in buckets
- Anthony Infante: He said post Katrina you had some knowledge of business in the area
- Tony Soprano: Well, let's just say that's another universe
- Anthony Infante: On the account of John's asset freeze, he'd love for you to contact these brothers: the owners, says Phil Leotardo shouldn't be involved, and John's asking as a friend. Obviously there's be a finder's fee for you
- Rene Cabot Moskowitz: [Calculating Johnny Sack's assets with a calculator and applying them to sentencing guidelines] including his wife's IRA and his pension, we'd go for two hundred forty months
- Ron Pearse: [Shakes his heads] twenty years and ninety percent of his assets? It makes going to trial is a risk worth taking
- Rene Cabot Moskowitz: Have you seen the discovery evidence?
- Ron Pearse: You came to us: my client insists the house is off limits. He wants his wife provided for
- Rene Cabot Moskowitz: So, what'd you have in mind?
- Ron Pearse: Rene, again the shit that has nothing to do with him, the house, her IRA, the Yukon, the deed on his daughter's condo, and twelve years
- Rene Cabot Moskowitz: For conspiring to commit murder? Get back to me when your sober