Red Dwarf (TV Series)
Demons & Angels (1992)
Craig Charles: Lister
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Quotes
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High Lister : Have I told you today how much I love thee, brother? How much my heart glimmers like a newborn star when I gaze upon thine beauteous countenance?
High Rimmer : Thy love refreshes and cleanses me like a babbling mountain stream, brother.
Rimmer : What a bunch of losers!
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Lister : Someone get behind me.
Kryten : I'm going to come around behind you now, sir.
Lister : Okay, Kryten, take me by surprise.
Kryten : I'm coming around behind you to take you by surprise, sir.
Lister : Get on with it, surprise me.
Kryten : You may get an unpleasant sensation of chloroform. Don't be alarmed.
Lister : Surprise me now.
Kryten : Here comes my surprise, sir.
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High Lister : Forgive me, brother. I appear to have stained thy knife-end with my blood. A thousand apologies.
[falls over]
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Lister : I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle.