Futurama (TV Series)
The Series Has Landed (1999)
Maurice LaMarche: Horrible Gelatinous Blob, Moon Rover Ride Narrator, Ralph Kramden Animatronic, The Crushinator, Buggalo
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Quotes
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Moon Rover Ride Narrator : No one really knows when, where, or how man landed on the moon...
Fry : I do!
Moon Rover Ride Narrator : ...but our Fungineers imagine it went something like this.
[Animatronic whalers emerge from a lunar lander]
Animatronic Whalers : [singing] We're whalers on the moon.
Animatronic Gophers , Animatronic Gophers : We carry a harpoon.
Animatronic Whalers , Animatronic Gophers , Leela : But there are no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune.
Fry : That's not how it happened.
Leela : Oh, really? I don't see you with a Fungineering degree.
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[Fry and Leela are taking a ride on the Moon Park]
Moon Rover Ride Narrator : The story of lunar exploration started with one man - a man with a dream.
Animatronic Ralph Kramden : One of these days, Alice. Bang. Zoom. Straight to the moon.
Leela : Wow! I never realized the first astronauts were so fat.
Fry : That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.
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[a commercial for Farnsworth's delivery company]
Horrible Gelatinous Blob : Evans! Where's that package from Earth?
Not Evans : Uh...
[H.G. Blob swallows him whole]
Not Evans : I'm not Evans!
Horrible Gelatinous Blob : He should've used Planet Express!
Commercial Announcer : When those other companies aren't brave of foolhardy enough to go, trust Planet Express for reliable on-time deliveries!
Evans : Here's your package, Mr. Horrible Gelatinous Blob!
Horrible Gelatinous Blob : Good work, Evans! You've got a future around here!
[swallows him whole]
Evans : Thank you, sir!
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[a commercial for Farnsworth's delivery company]
H.G. Blob : Evans! Where's that package from Earth?
Employee : Uh...
[H.G. Blob swallows him whole]
Employee : I'm not Evans!
H.G. Blob : He should've used Planet Express!
Commercial Narrator : When those other companies aren't brave or foolhardy enough to go, trust Planet Express for reliable on-time deliveries!
Evans : Here's your package, Mr. Horrible Gelatinous Blob!
H.G. Blob : Good work, Evans! You've got a future around here!
[swallows him whole]
Evans : Thank you, sir!
