Futurama (TV Series)

The Series Has Landed (1999)

Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Animatronic Gopher #2

Quotes 

• Moon Rover Ride Narrator : No one really knows when, where, or how man landed on the moon...

  Fry : I do!

  Moon Rover Ride Narrator : ...but our Fungineers imagine it went something like this.

  [Animatronic whalers emerge from a lunar lander] 

  Animatronic Whalers : [singing]  We're whalers on the moon.

  Animatronic Gophers , Animatronic Gophers : We carry a harpoon.

  Animatronic Whalers , Animatronic Gophers , Leela : But there are no whales, so we tell tall tales and sing a whaling tune.

  Fry : That's not how it happened.

  Leela : Oh, really? I don't see you with a Fungineering degree.

• Hermes Conrad : Okay, captain, this is just a standard legal release, protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event of the unforeseen.

  Leela : [reading]  "Death by airlock failure... "

  Hermes Conrad : Mm-hm.

  Leela : "... death by brain parasite... "

  Hermes Conrad : Yah.

  Leela : "... death by sonic diarrhea... "

  Hermes Conrad : Oho, you don't want that.

  Leela : Look, I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible.

  Hermes Conrad : Ohohohohohohoho... Sign the paper.