"Mystery Science Theater 3000" The Crawling Eye (TV Episode 1989) - Joel Hodgson as Joel

Joel : Give me six bags of onions and a giant eye chart!
Joel : [speaking as the mountain as Anne Pilgrim stares blankly at it from the train] I am Mount Svengali. You will do as I say.
Joel : Well, I guess it's time for you guys to start experimenting on us again.

Dr. Forrester : I'll tell you when it's time to do the movie, you squinty-eyed space chimp!

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt : Uh, Clay...

Dr. Forrester : What?

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt : It is time.

Dr. Forrester : Oh. Yeah, I...

Dr. Lawrence Erhardt : Nice insult though.

Dr. Forrester : I knew that. Thank you. Well, it's a real stinkburger of a film this week, Joel. It's called "The Crawling Eye."
Tom Servo : [asked to say a good and bag thing about the crawling eye] All right. Okay, let's see. The good thing was that we didn't have to watch them clean up the vitreous humour all over from the eyes exploding. Okay, imagine, you sign up that day for Kelly Temps - Trollenberg office, of course. They give you a leaky bucket and a turkey baster and send you up the mountain... Now you're on cleanup crew!

Joel : And the bad thing?

Tom Servo : Well, the bad thing was, uh, the movie? It was ambitious, but it lacked vision.
Joel : What's a giant eye going to do, pick you up and wink you to death?

Joel Hodgson: Joel