The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart Gets Hit by a Car (1991)
Phil Hartman: Heavenly Voice, Lionel Hutz, Barfly
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Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster?
Lionel Hutz : How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that?
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[the lawyer asks Marge's opinion of Dr. Riviera's competence]
Marge : I'm sorry, but my mother said, if you can't say anything nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all.
Homer : [whispering] Will that hold up in court?
Lionel Hutz : No, I've tried it.
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Heavenly Voice : Please hold on to the handrail. Do not spit over the side.
[Bart does so; suddenly, the stairs retract and Bart falls back down]
Heavenly Voice : We told you to hold on to the handrail. We asked you not to spit over the side.
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Lionel Hutz : [giving Bart his business card] Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.
Homer : Ooh, classy!
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[Hutz leaves Bart's hospital room to chase after another patient]
Lionel Hutz : Lionel Hutz, attorney at law! What's that, a broken neck? Great!
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Lionel Hutz : [Bart is rehearsing being in the courtroom at home with Lionel Hutz] Now, let's pretend you're on the witness stand. How are you, Bart?
Bart Simpson : [honestly] Fine.
Lionel Hutz : [unimpressed] Oh, fine, isn't that nice? Bart says he's fine. WRONG! YOU ARE IN CONSTANT PAIN!
Bart Simpson : [sadly] I am constant pain!